
Season 13 (2019)
Episodes: 30
Star Cast:
Episodes List

Ep.1 If NBA Jam Were a Real Game (30 for 30 Parody)
Air Date: 2019-03-18
The rest is history.

Ep.2 Defender of the Basic Meets the April Fool
Air Date: 2019-04-01
Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

Ep.3 An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin
Air Date: 2019-04-09
Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

Ep.4 Outtakes: An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin
Air Date:
Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.

Ep.5 Grindr Profile Picture Day
Air Date: 2019-04-12
Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.

Ep.6 Everyone’s a Republican on Tax Day
Air Date: 2019-04-14
Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.

Ep.7 A 420 Visit from the Weed Man
Air Date: 2019-04-19
On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.

Ep.8 Stop Asking Women to Talk about Being Women
Air Date: 2019-04-23
As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.

Ep.9 Realistic Dream Phone
Air Date: 2019-05-03
Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!

Ep.10 There’s Meat Hiding in Every Food
Air Date: 2019-05-04
You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.

Ep.11 Eat Mayo Wherever You Go
Air Date: 2019-05-07
The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).

Ep.12 Sitting behind a Couple at the Movies
Air Date: 2019-05-10
If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?

Ep.13 When Theater Kids Grow Up
Air Date: 2019-05-14
Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.

Ep.14 The Apothecary Barista
Air Date: 2019-05-15
Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.

Ep.15 Letting Go of Game of Thrones
Air Date: 2019-05-11
It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.

Ep.16 Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast
Air Date: 2019-05-23
She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.

Ep.17 Bruce Wayne Is the Real Criminal
Air Date: 2019-05-22
He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.

Ep.18 Are You Nerdy Enough?
Air Date: 2019-05-25
Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.

Ep.19 Minorities Don’t Look Alike
Air Date: 2019-05-29
How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?

Ep.20 I Know Where You Got Your Opinion From
Air Date: 2019-06-04
Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!

Ep.21 The Game of Thrones Finale Rewritten with A.I.
Air Date: 2019-06-07
George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.

Ep.22 That Inspirational Story Is Actually Sad
Air Date: 2019-06-11
A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?

Ep.23 Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times
Air Date: 2019-06-12
Technology has always been scary and evil.

Ep.24 You Suck in Your Own Story
Air Date: 2019-06-25
You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.

Ep.25 The Worst Clothes You’re Wearing This Summer
Air Date: 2019-06-26
Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!

Ep.26 Experimenting (Literally) in College
Air Date: 2019-07-12
College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.

Ep.27 3 Adorable Crafts You Can Immediately Trash
Air Date: 2019-07-13
Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.

Ep.28 Your Annoying Cheap Friend
Air Date: 2019-07-19
If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.

Ep.29 This Kidnapping Is So Hot
Air Date: 2019-07-20
Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.

Ep.30 Do I Hate the Bachelor?
Air Date: 2019-07-24
She loves to hate it and hates to love it.