Season 1

Season 1 (2022)


Episodes: 6

Star Cast: Zarqa Nawaz ,



Episodes List

Ep.1 Pilot

Air Date: 2022-05-13

Zarqa learns on social media that her ex-husband is marrying a white yoga instructor half his age and impulsively comments that she will attend the wedding with her own cliché: a white brain surgeon.

Ep.2 Welcome to the Show

Air Date: 2022-05-13

Brian takes Zarqa birding for their second date, when they are interrupted by his very WASPy parents, Ted and Susan, who not-so-secretly still hope Brian will get back with his ex, Carol, from church.

Ep.3 Baby Jesus and the Donkey

Air Date: 2022-05-20

Brian and Zarqa visit the mosque where they meet Zarqa's ex-flame. Making matters worse, Zarqa's mother walks in to find out that not only is Zarqa dating a white man, but she's met his parents.

Ep.4 Vagina Weights

Air Date: 2022-05-13

Zarqa and Brian attend couples therapy at the mosque, where they are unexpectedly joined by her parents, her ex, Hamza, and his fiancée, Bethany - and Hamza reveals the real reason for their divorce.

Ep.5 Mehndi Madness

Air Date: 2022-05-13

Carol shows up at Zarqa's house to find out why Brian is attracted to her. While there, she steals some defective henna and blames the disaster on Zarqa in front of Brian. Furious, he dumps Zarqa.

Ep.6 Season Finale

Air Date: 2022-05-13

Zarqa attends Hamza's wedding, where Brian, Yusuf, and Hamza all end up fighting for her. Zarqa must choose one suitor to get the fighting to stop, but who?



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