
Series 5 (1988)
Episodes: 26
Star Cast: Gorden Kaye , Carmen Silvera , Vicki Michelle , Richard Marner ,
Episodes List

Ep.1 Desperate Doings in the Dungeon
Air Date: 1988-09-03
René is forced to masquerade as the head of the Gestapo, Heinrich Himmler himself, in an attempt to rescue Frau Von Kinkenrotten from prison. Of course, this is actually Herr Flick, still in his earlier disguise.

Ep.2 The Camera in the Potato
Air Date: 1988-09-10
Armed with a camera disguised as a potato, René has to get into the chateau so he can photograph plans for the German invasion of Britain.

Ep.3 Dinner with the General
Air Date: 1988-09-17
Leclerc and René plan to blow the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom. Edith's job is to drop a smoke canister down his chimney, but will she get the right one?

Ep.4 The Dreaded Circular Saw
Air Date: 1988-09-24
Having blown the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom, René and Leclerc are surprised by its contents. The Communist Resistance lies in wait for their escape, and holds them hostage in a sawmill.

Ep.5 Otherwise Engaged
Air Date: 1988-10-01
Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was René's sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who's now determined to marry René. Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and ends up getting Gruber's compassion. René has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Edith's hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that René will marry her instead.

Ep.6 A Marriage of Inconvenience
Air Date: 1988-10-08
René's friends rally round to try and save him from his impending marriage to the formidable leader of the Communist Resistance.

Ep.7 No Hiding Place
Air Date: 1988-10-15
René disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque.

Ep.8 The Arrival of the Homing Duck
Air Date: 1988-10-22
René and the Resistance find another novel way to return the British airmen to England.

Ep.9 Watch the Birdie
Air Date: 1988-10-29
René and his staff prepare the long-distance duck for its vital flight to England.

Ep.10 René - Under an Assumed Nose
Air Date: 1988-11-05
Monsieur Leclerc comes to the rescue when orders are given for René to be arrested. René tries to escape using a unique disguise.

Ep.11 The Confusion of the Generals
Air Date: 1988-11-12
René is in even more trouble as the generals gather round at the chateau.

Ep.12 Who's for the Vatican?
Air Date: 1988-11-19
A medal for bravery, a suicide pill and a hide-out in the Vatican introduce an old habit to René.

Ep.13 Ribbing the Bonk
Air Date: 1988-11-26
René and the Resistance need to find a huge amount of money quickly to save Mimi from the Communists.

Ep.14 The Reluctant Millionaires
Air Date: 1988-12-03
When it is revealed that the one million francs stolen from the bank belong to Herr Flick of the Gestapo, the best place to hide them seems to be down René's trousers.

Ep.15 A Duck for Launch
Air Date: 1988-12-10
René has got rid of the Gestapo's money, next is the secret microfilm, but he is hampered by the Resistance girls in the cupboard.

Ep.16 The Exploding Bedpan
Air Date: 1988-12-17
While under interrogation, Alfonse's dicky ticker starts playing up, and he is whisked to hospital. He must be either rescued or eliminated before he can spill the beans about the stolen Gestapo money.

Ep.17 Going Like a Bomb
Air Date: 1988-12-24
Michelle and Crabtree hatch another plot to get the British airmen back to Blighty. Captain Bertorelli has stolen Gestapo money planted on him.

Ep.18 Money to Burn
Air Date: 1988-12-31
Edith is in a romantic mood, and René is playing the piano.

Ep.19 Pudding Can Go Off
Air Date: 1989-01-07
Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.

Ep.20 Land Mines for London
Air Date: 1989-01-14
Not only does René nearly get blown up by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into another Resistance plan to smuggle out the British airmen.

Ep.21 Flight to Geneva
Air Date: 1989-01-21
René tries to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette on the night train.

Ep.22 Train of Events
Air Date: 1989-01-28
René attempts to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette and four gold bars, but discovers the Resistance are intending to blow up their train.

Ep.23 An Enigma Variation
Air Date: 1989-02-04
Chaos engulfs René as he attempts to hide the stolen gold. Meanwhile, the Resistance plan to steal the Enigma encoder.

Ep.24 Wedding Bloss
Air Date: 1989-02-11
René asks Edith to marry him after hearing Monsieur Alphonse's intentions of asking for her hand in marriage. Meanwhile, General Von Klinkerhoffen suspects Colonel Von Strohm of stealing his gold, while Herr Flick suspects René.

Ep.25 Down the Drain
Air Date: 1989-02-18
René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.

Ep.26 All in Disgeese
Air Date: 1989-02-25
René is still harbouring the German Enigma machine as well as the four bars of gold he has stolen, two British airmen and the painting of the Cracked Vase with the Big Daisies by Van Gogh. So the café is now full and getting more crowded by the minute.