
Season 8 (2003)
Episodes: 22
Star Cast: Mike Judge , Kathy Najimy , Pamela Adlon , Johnny Hardwick ,
Episodes List

Ep.1 Patch Boomhauer
Air Date: 2003-11-02
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.

Ep.2 Reborn to Be Wild
Air Date: 2003-11-09
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.

Ep.3 New Cowboy on the Block
Air Date: 2003-11-16
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.

Ep.4 The Incredible Hank
Air Date: 2003-11-23
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

Ep.5 Flirting with the Master
Air Date: 2003-11-30
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

Ep.6 After the Mold Rush
Air Date: 2003-12-07
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

Ep.7 Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
Air Date: 2003-12-14
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

Ep.8 Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Air Date: 2004-01-04
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

Ep.9 Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
Air Date: 2004-01-25
Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

Ep.10 That's What She Said
Air Date: 2004-02-08
A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

Ep.11 My Hair Lady
Air Date: 2004-02-15
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

Ep.12 Phish and Wildlife
Air Date: 2004-02-22
The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

Ep.13 Cheer Factor
Air Date: 2004-03-07
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

Ep.14 Dale Be Not Proud
Air Date: 2004-03-14
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

Ep.15 Après Hank, le Deluge
Air Date: 2004-03-21
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

Ep.16 DaleTech
Air Date: 2004-03-28
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

Ep.17 How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Air Date: 2004-04-18
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.

Ep.18 Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Air Date: 2004-04-25
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

Ep.19 Stressed for Success
Air Date: 2004-05-02
Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

Ep.20 Hank's Back
Air Date: 2004-05-09
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

Ep.21 The Redneck on Rainey Street
Air Date: 2004-05-16
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

Ep.22 Talking Shop
Air Date: 2004-05-23
Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.