
Season 9 (2016)
Episodes: 31
Star Cast:
Episodes List

Ep.1 The Coolest Death Ever!
Air Date: 2016-04-20
Niiiice.

Ep.2 Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning
Air Date: 2016-04-25
Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?

Ep.3 The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do
Air Date: 2016-04-29
Alright, alright, alright…

Ep.4 When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request
Air Date: 2016-05-02
It’s an elementary act of deduction.

Ep.5 The Opposite of a Wing Man
Air Date: 2016-05-04
Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.

Ep.6 If Adult Cereals Had Mascots
Air Date: 2016-05-06
Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!

Ep.7 When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked
Air Date: 2016-05-11
You see, this is our Facebook thread now.

Ep.8 When “Sure” Actually Means “No”
Air Date: 2016-05-13
Just say no.

Ep.9 You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”
Air Date: 2016-05-16
It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.

Ep.10 Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed
Air Date: 2016-05-18
The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.

Ep.11 These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal
Air Date: 2016-05-20
At least Grant thinks they’re funny.

Ep.12 What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video
Air Date: 2016-05-24
Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.

Ep.13 Shopping for a New Version of You
Air Date: 2016-05-28
Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?

Ep.14 After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You
Air Date: 2016-06-03
Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.

Ep.15 It Will Never Be Cold Again!
Air Date: 2016-06-09
Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?

Ep.16 Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!
Air Date: 2016-06-10
For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.

Ep.17 You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”
Air Date: 2016-06-16
We would have crushed it in the 1770s.

Ep.18 This Thumbnail Is a Butt
Air Date: 2016-06-17
Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.

Ep.19 How Uber Rides Are like First Dates
Air Date: 2016-06-24
Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?

Ep.20 Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia
Air Date: 2016-07-01
If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?

Ep.21 If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk
Air Date: 2016-07-02
Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.

Ep.22 Strip Clubs Suck
Air Date: 2016-07-07
Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!

Ep.23 Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes
Air Date: 2016-07-08
A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.

Ep.24 What to Do in an Earthquake
Air Date: 2016-07-21
Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Ep.25 Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day
Air Date: 2016-07-23
If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.

Ep.26 If Internet Ads Were Salesmen
Air Date: 2016-07-26
You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.

Ep.27 Everything Is Too PC These Days
Air Date: 2016-07-28
Isn’t that technically a microaggression?

Ep.28 Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?
Air Date: 2016-08-06
It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.

Ep.29 Why Summer Is Women’s Winter
Air Date: 2016-08-13
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!

Ep.30 Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends
Air Date: 2016-08-26
What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?

Ep.31 Canceling Plans Showdown
Air Date: 2016-04-22
A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.